Funny Biker Long Sleeve Shirt, Not Born To Arrive At The Grave Tee

Funny Biker Long Sleeve Shirt That Says It All

I was not born to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body. If that line makes you grin, this funny biker long sleeve shirt was made for you. It is the motorcycle shirt riders reach for on cool morning rides, garage days, and bike nights, with bold white print on classic black that reads loud and clear from across the parking lot.

Why Riders Choose This Long Sleeve Motorcycle Shirt

• Heavyweight comfort: 6.1 ounce 100% cotton that feels substantial, not flimsy, and gets softer with every wash
• Built to last: double needle stitching at the neck, sleeves, and hem so it holds up to real riding and real washing
• Bold statement print: crisp digital print in white on black, a design people actually stop you to comment on
• True unisex fit: sizes S through 5XL fit men and women riders alike, so check the size chart and pick your usual size
• Ride ready coverage: long sleeves keep the wind and sun off your arms on early rides and late runs home

Who This Shirt Is For

This is a biker shirt for men and women who live by the throttle and laugh at the calendar. It makes a standout gift for bikers, whether that is a birthday gift for a riding buddy, a Fathers Day surprise for a dad who rides, or a Christmas gift for anyone who believes life is meant to be used up, not preserved. Pair it with jeans and boots for bike night, layer it under a vest or leather jacket in colder months, or wear it solo on crisp fall rides.

Specifications

• Material: 6.1 ounce, 100% cotton
• Color: black with white print
• Construction: double needle neck, sleeves, and hem
• Fit: unisex sizing, S to 5XL
• Decoration type: digital print
• Size Chart

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a good gift for a biker?

Yes. Funny biker shirts are one of the most popular gifts for riders because they are personal without needing a size perfect fit like a jacket. The unisex sizing from S to 5XL makes it an easy pick.

Does the shirt run true to size?

It uses standard unisex sizing. Most riders order their usual t shirt size. If you like a looser layering fit for riding, go one size up. The size chart linked above has exact measurements.

Will the print crack or fade in the wash?

The design is digitally printed for crisp detail. Wash it inside out in cold water and skip the high heat dryer and the print will stay sharp for years.

Is it warm enough to ride in?

The 6.1 ounce cotton is a heavyweight knit, great on its own in mild weather and a perfect base layer under a vest, hoodie, or leather jacket when temperatures drop.

Can women wear this shirt?

Absolutely. The cut is unisex, so women riders usually pick their normal size for a relaxed fit or size down for a closer fit.

How fast is shipping?

Every order ships with fast tracked shipping and is covered by our 30 day guarantee, so you can order with confidence.

Looking for more? Browse our full motorcycle long sleeve t shirts collection or check out all our mens biker t shirts for more designs riders love.