Bikes Are Like Wives If It Ain't Yours Don't Touch T Shirt

Bikes Are Like Wives: If It Ain't Yours, Don't Touch

Every rider knows the rule. You never touch another man's bike. This funny biker t shirt says it for you with a bold back print: a bearded old school biker in a skull bandana and shades, framed by wings, over the words Bikes Are Like Wives, If It Ain't Yours Don't Touch. It is the classic motorcycle shirt slogan that gets a nod and a grin at every rally, bike night and gas stop.

Who This Biker Tee Is For

Made for the rider who lets the shirt do the talking. Wear it to bike week, poker runs, swap meets or just out for a Sunday ride. It also makes a proven gift for a biker husband, dad, grandpa or riding buddy who guards his motorcycle like family. If he has ever barked at someone leaning on his bike, this is his shirt.

Quality and Fit

• Heavyweight 5.3 ounce 100% cotton (Black)
• Classic unisex fit with room to ride
• Taped neck and shoulders that hold their shape
• Tearaway label, no itchy tag
• Bold digital print across the back that stays sharp wash after wash
• Big and tall friendly: sizes S all the way to 6XL

Why Riders Choose This Shirt

Plenty of novelty tees are thin and fade fast. This one is a heavyweight cotton tee built for daily wear, with a large back print you can read across the parking lot. The vintage style biker graphic works with jeans, a leather vest or under a flannel. Pair it with more designs from our men's biker t shirts collection or layer up with our men's biker hoodies when the temperature drops.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

The back print reads Bikes Are Like Wives, If It Ain't Yours Don't Touch, with a bearded biker graphic between the two lines.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The full design is printed large across the back, the classic biker shirt style so it shows when you are on the bike.

What material is it made of?

The black tee is heavyweight 5.3 ounce 100% cotton, soft but sturdy, with taped neck and shoulders.

Does it run true to size?

It is a classic unisex cut that fits true to size. If you like a looser fit over a belly or for layering, go one size up. Sizes run from S to 6XL.

How should I wash it?

Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep the print bold for years.

Is this a good gift for a biker?

Yes. It is one of our most loved funny motorcycle shirts for birthdays, Father's Day and Christmas. Riders get the joke instantly.

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