Funny Biker T Shirt Bikes Are Like Wives Motorcycle Tee for Men

Funny Biker T Shirt That Says What Every Rider Thinks

Bikes are like wives, if it ain't yours don't touch. This funny biker t shirt puts the golden rule of every parking lot, rally and garage right where it belongs, in big bold letters across your back. The eye catching back print features a classic old school biker illustration with yellow and white lettering on a black and blue background, a motorcycle shirt that gets nods and laughs everywhere you ride.

Why Riders Love This Motorcycle T Shirt

• The message every biker agrees with: a funny motorcycle quote that doubles as a friendly warning to curious hands
• Soft 100% cotton: breathable, gentle on the skin and handles sweat well on long summer rides
• Built to last: double needle stitching at the neck, sleeves and hem stands up to daily wear, road trips and repeat washing
• Roomy unisex fit: a relaxed cut that layers easily under a vest or leather jacket
• Crisp digital back print: vivid detail that stays sharp wash after wash

Details and Specs

• Material: 100% cotton, made by Gildan
• Color: black with yellow and white graphic
• Print: digital print on the back with vintage biker artwork
• Fit: roomy unisex fit for men and women
• Sizes: S to 6XL, big and tall friendly
• Care: machine wash cold inside out with like colors, tumble dry low

Perfect for Everyday Rides and Gifts

Wear it to bike nights, rallies, poker runs or just a lazy weekend in the garage. This biker shirt pairs with jeans, boots and any cut or vest in your closet. It also makes a great motorcycle gift for men, whether it is a birthday, Father's Day or a just because gift for the rider who guards his bike like family.

Looking for more? Browse our full men's biker t shirts collection or explore all men's motorcycle t shirts for more designs riders love.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does this biker t shirt say?

The back print reads "Bikes Are Like Wives, If It Ain't Yours Don't Touch" with a vintage biker illustration in yellow and white on a black and blue background.

Is the print on the front or the back?

The main graphic is a large digital print on the back, where it is most visible when you are on the bike or walking away from it.

What material is this motorcycle shirt made of?

It is 100% cotton on a Gildan blank, soft, breathable and comfortable enough to wear all day.

How does it fit and should I size up?

It has a roomy unisex fit that is true to size for a relaxed look. If you prefer a slimmer fit, consider one size down. Sizes run from S to 6XL.

How should I wash it to keep the print sharp?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors, then tumble dry on low heat. The digital print is made to stay crisp through regular washing.

Is this a good gift for a motorcycle rider?

Yes. Funny biker shirts with a message every rider relates to are one of the most popular motorcycle gifts for men, and the wide size range makes it easy to get right.