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Funny Biker Long Sleeve Shirt My Motorcycle Costs More Than Your Car

Funny Biker Long Sleeve Shirt My Motorcycle Costs More Than Your Car

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Funny Biker Long Sleeve Shirt That Says It All

Some shirts start conversations. This one wins them. The My Motorcycle Costs More Than Your Car long sleeve shirt is a funny biker shirt made for riders who put their money where their passion is. The bold motorcycle graphic with red and yellow lettering pops off the black cotton, so everyone at the rally, the bar, or the gas station knows exactly where your priorities are.

Why Riders Love This Motorcycle Long Sleeve Shirt

  • Heavyweight comfort: 6.1 ounce 100% cotton that feels substantial, not scratchy
  • Built to last: double needle stitched neck, sleeves and hem hold up to weekly wear and washing
  • Bold digital print: vivid motorcycle graphic that keeps its color
  • True unisex sizing: S to 5XL fits every rider in the crew
  • Real biker humor: the kind of shirt that gets a nod from every rider who reads it

Perfect For

Bike nights, rallies, poker runs, garage days, casual Fridays and cool evening rides. The long sleeves make it a great layering piece under a vest or jacket when the temperature drops. It also makes a standout gift for motorcycle riders who have heard every excuse for why a car is more practical and never once cared.

Specifications

  • Material: 6.1 ounce, 100% cotton
  • Color: Black with red and yellow motorcycle graphic
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL (unisex, consult size chart)
  • Construction: double needle neck, sleeves and hem
  • Decoration type: digital print

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this long sleeve shirt true to size?

Yes. It uses standard unisex sizing from S to 5XL. If you like a roomier fit for layering over a thermal, go one size up.

What material is it made of?

The black shirt is heavyweight 6.1 ounce 100% cotton, soft against the skin and breathable on and off the bike.

Will the print crack or fade in the wash?

The graphic is digitally printed for lasting color. Wash inside out in cold water and skip the high heat dryer to keep it looking sharp for years.

Is it good for riding weather?

It works great as a base layer under a leather jacket or vest in cooler months and on its own for evening rides in summer.

Does this make a good gift for a biker?

Absolutely. Funny biker shirts are a go to gift for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day, and this slogan lands with anyone who rides.

How fast is shipping?

Every order gets fast tracked shipping with a tracking number, backed by a 30 day guarantee.

Want more looks like this? Browse our full motorcycle long sleeve t-shirts collection or check out all our biker t-shirts for the boldest riding apparel on the road.

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  • Tested & Trusted

    Backed by riders worldwide, these aren’t novelty shades

    they’re road tested gear designed to protect your eyes

    while upgrading your biker style

  • Travel Without Worry

    Carrying gear on a motorcycle is always a challenge

    Loose items are unsafe and bulky backpacks strain your shoulders

    This leather duffle roll bag solves both problems

    durable leather with buckle secure straps keeps everything in place

    for a smooth, stylish, stress-free ride

  • Style + Practicality in One

    Most storage solutions look clunky or ruin your bike’s style

    Not this one. With its vintage leather finish and sleek roll shape

    it adds to your motorcycle’s look while giving you

    the storage you actually need

    Finally, practicality meets biker fashion

  • Built for the Road

    Every ride brings dust, wind, and surprises but this gear is built to handle it all

    Weather-resistant materials, reinforced stitching, and road-tested durability mean you can focus on the ride, not your gear

    Tough enough for long trips, stylish enough for every stop

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Real Riders, Real Results

What do our customers say about us?

92%


reported safer rides without carrying backpacks

90%

Noticed that this product has significantly improved their life.

89%


felt their essentials stayed more secure

92%


said the bag enhanced their bike’s style

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FAQ

Is it easy to use?

Yes! No hassle at all.

Will it last long?

Definitely. Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, it’s built to endure years of rides.

Can it hold heavy tools?

It’s perfect for small to medium items. Heavy-duty tools may be too much, but gloves, phone, and compact kits fit perfectly.

Does it maintain shape over time?

Yes. It is a structured design prevents sagging, even after repeated use.