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Inappropriate To Use A Vibrator In Public Shirt, Funny Biker Tee
Inappropriate To Use A Vibrator In Public Shirt, Funny Biker Tee
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Because It Is Inappropriate To Use A Vibrator In Public Shirt
The joke every rider gets instantly. This funny biker t shirt says it loud on the front: Because It Is Inappropriate To Use A Vibrator In Public, printed over a vintage motorcycle with bold pink script and piston details. It is the classic motorcycle humor shirt that turns heads at every bike night, rally, and gas station stop.
Who This Funny Motorcycle Shirt Is For
The pink lettering makes it a favorite funny biker shirt for women who ride, but the tee itself is a true unisex cut in sizes S through 6XL. It is a go to gift for lady riders, motorcycle wives and girlfriends, birthday gifts for bikers, and anyone with a sense of humor about why they really love the rumble of a V twin.
Perfect Occasions
- Bike nights, rallies, and poker runs
- Gag gifts and birthday gifts for riders
- Casual wear under a leather vest or riding jacket
- Sturgis, Daytona, and every road trip in between
Quality And Materials
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee, 5.3 oz
- 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly in Ash, 90/10 cotton/poly in Sport Grey)
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability, tearaway label for comfort
- Direct to garment (DTG) print for crisp, lasting color
- Sizes S to 6XL, true to size classic fit
Why Riders Choose This Tee
Plenty of novelty shirts fade after two washes. This one is a heavyweight cotton tee with a durable DTG print, built for real wear on and off the bike. Pair it with more motorcycle shirts and tops or browse our full biker apparel collection for matching gear.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does the shirt actually say?
The front print reads Because It Is Inappropriate To Use A Vibrator In Public, with a vintage motorcycle graphic, pink script lettering, and piston accents.
Is this a women's shirt or a men's shirt?
It is a unisex tee. The pink design is especially popular with women riders, but the cut fits everyone. Check the size chart for exact measurements.
What is it made of?
Heavyweight 5.3 oz 100% cotton (Ash is 99/1 and Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly), with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label.
How does the sizing run?
It is a classic fit that runs true to size, available from S all the way to 6XL. If you like a looser fit, size up once.
How should I wash it to protect the print?
Machine wash cold, inside out, and hang dry or tumble low. The DTG print holds its color through normal wear and washing.
How fast does it ship?
Every shirt is printed to order and sent with fast tracked shipping, and it is covered by our 30 day guarantee.
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Premium Quality
Durable Build
Timeless Style
Why Us?
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Backed by riders worldwide, these aren’t novelty shades
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Built for the Road
Every ride brings dust, wind, and surprises but this gear is built to handle it all
Weather-resistant materials, reinforced stitching, and road-tested durability mean you can focus on the ride, not your gear
Tough enough for long trips, stylish enough for every stop
Real Riders, Real Results
What do our customers say about us?
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reported safer rides without carrying backpacks
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Noticed that this product has significantly improved their life.
89%
felt their essentials stayed more secure
92%
said the bag enhanced their bike’s style
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FAQ
Is it easy to use?
Is it easy to use?
Yes! No hassle at all.
Will it last long?
Will it last long?
Definitely. Made with premium materials and reinforced stitching, it’s built to endure years of rides.
Can it hold heavy tools?
Can it hold heavy tools?
It’s perfect for small to medium items. Heavy-duty tools may be too much, but gloves, phone, and compact kits fit perfectly.
Does it maintain shape over time?
Does it maintain shape over time?
Yes. It is a structured design prevents sagging, even after repeated use.
